Where the hell have I been? And one thing you'll need during the zombiepocalypse.

Must dl album immediately. It's time to get back on top of my music, esp. since I'm due to send out a mix tape. 

Of course we could focus on more immediately pressing issues, but why dwell in the realm of reality when we can allow our fantastical imaginations to run amok?

When the zombies rise/reptilian shadow government implements Marshal Law/there's a biological terror attack/et cetera we will need lots of water. Because it's a lot of effort to be one the run. Machetes, gas masks, and condoms will all be integral elements in the survival of the human race. Oh wait just kidding - continue the population? Not condoms, then. Viagra? No - VODKA! Yes. Vodka. 

Probably night vision goggles, too (and wtf do you even do with "night vision weapon goggles"!? Shoot fricken laser beams from your eye balls? If the answer is "yes" can I put them on the wedding registry?). But water comes first. (Cue Michael: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID". If he doesn't get sick of it, neither shall I.) 

Nothing says "I love you" like giving the ability to stay hydrated when outrunning the undead. Keep that in mind this mother's day, kids.



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